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2022年5月13日独发于SIS001
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　　抽出斑驳的五寸回旋枪的惠勒法师，一脸的茫然，炼精化气自己是可以采补
这个胖妇人获取，但是炼气化神这边就有难度了，尤其是看着黑黢黢的一片茂密
的丛林里，流出带着近千年的泥灰死皮的灰褐色的液体的时候，惠勒法师更加的
茫然。

　　主要是最后那一下喷发的时候，按说自己都按着习惯性的抱元守一，炼气化
神了，但是千年之后的世界竟然进入了末法时代，竟然已经灵气稀薄了，灵气稀
薄倒也是还则罢了，竟然空气污浊的厉害，那一口气差点没提上来，直接噎死过
去。

　　那溺水一般的窒息感传来，让惠勒法师差点憋死。从而导致的就是炼气化神
的失败，生命的精华也都一泄如注的泄了出去，并没有直接锁住精关，从而导致
这次采补近乎于聊胜于无，仅仅就对肉身有一丝丝的裨益。

　　是自己的原因还是环境的原因？又或者箫抱珍给自己的道家一气化三清的心
法的原因？惠勒法师不去看地上只被剥去下身衣物的胖妇人，开始沉吟起来，看
来只能用排除法了，把一切不可能的排除掉，那就直接给自己答案了。

　　箫抱珍的一气化三清的心法按说是没错的，记得当时自己运用佛家心法为根
基，欢喜佛禅心为术，最后一气化三清的心法为用，当时已经采补过几个野人
（女真女人）了，效果都非常好，甚至自己已经可以达到辟谷的境界了。

　　话说若不是达到了辟谷的境界，自己也不会沉睡近千年不死，要不然早就活
活的饿死在棺材里了。所以可以排除一气化三清的原因，毕竟箫抱珍的道法还是
可圈可点的，从内行人来看，箫抱珍绝对是有成为道尊的潜力的！

　　自己的原因，也有可能，毕竟把中原的大乘佛教的坐禅和西域大雪山的密宗
欢喜禅，还有箫抱珍的道家心法三合一的拧在一起，毕竟是古往今来的第一人，
前无古人的摸着石头过河的瞎摸索，所以自己如果有时间的话，应该好好的斟酌
一下。

　　最后环境的原因，空气中的灵气稀薄，浊气含量太大也可能是主因，毕竟千
年前自己练功练岔气了，到现在突然间环境大变，导致自己陡然间换了环境，一
下子适应不了也是有可能的……

　　沉吟了一会儿之后，惠勒法师又将目光凝视在地上躺着的胖妇人身上，既然
阴门采补会有这样的反噬，那么菊门采补呢？毕竟肠道是消化道，也是最油腻的，
所以营养丰富。而自己在宋朝的时候，菊门采补起来的效果就很好，只不过那个
时代自己可没有采过这么胖的妇人。

　　而且那个时代因为饮食习惯以及食物的匮乏程度，很少有妇人可以长成这么
胖，像是一座移动的肉山似的。所以咬了咬牙的惠勒法师运起刚刚采补胖妇人恢
复的体力，决定采补一下菊门试试。

　　虽然体力恢复了一丢丢，但是还是不够把胖妇人拖到床上去行周公之礼的，
力量勉强够架起胖妇人那肥腻的双腿的。于是惠勒法师拎起胖妇人的双腿，五寸
回旋枪对准胖妇人黢黑的菊门深吸了口气。

　　灰黑色的枪头一点点的没入黢黑的菊门，惠勒法师深吸一口气，舌尖顶着上
牙膛一运气，「嘿」的一声就连根尽墨的插入了胖妇人的菊门。瞬间那相比于阴
门更加巨大的压力就从四面八方紧紧地勒住了惠勒法师的五寸回旋枪。

　　而没等惠勒法师运功，胖妇人却被突然间的菊门一紧，撕裂般的剧痛给疼醒
了，眼前一个像是欧美恐怖片《木乃伊归来》里的干尸一样的人形怪物，正架着
她的双腿，和她大眼对小眼的相互凝视……

　　时间就像是静止了一样，惠勒法师发现胖妇人此时已经醒了过来，害怕胖妇
人大喊大叫的招来附近的女真人同伴，发动门口那些庞然大物的机械傀儡（农用
拖拉机），到时候自己双拳难敌四手，所以赶紧停止动作，下意识的压缩一下气
机，对胖妇人直接默发了一个定身咒：「定……」

　　好在现在已经插入了胖妇人的菊门了，这定身咒几乎抽干了惠勒法师全部的
能量了，如果先发动定身咒的话，相信自己已经没办法架起胖妇人的双腿了，毕
竟能量是守恒的，自己刚才采补胖妇人的那一丢丢能量全都在此了。

　　咬咬牙，惠勒法师深吸了口气，运起欢喜禅的采补心法，开始采胖妇人的菊
门。不愧是菊门，消化道的尾端，相比于胖妇人闲置不用的子宫来说，发达的肠
道却可以更加方便的吸纳她体内的能量。

　　胖妇人此时肠道内飞速的运转，能量不断的向惠勒法师的五寸回旋枪汇聚，
陈年的油脂宿便都像是被磁铁吸引一样的的流向了惠勒法师，好在惠勒法师的少
林铁裆功和西域大雪山的密宗欢喜禅真的很给力，接触到这些油脂就在不停的转
化……

　　惠勒法师在吸纳入了能量不久，就开始挺动下身，像是水泵一样机械往复式
的吸纳着能量。毕竟这是肠道，不是阴门，不像是子宫一样孕育生命能量那么纯
粹。尤其是常年积累在肠道里的宿便几乎就是毒药，所以必须分门别类的吸收养
分，排除毒素。

　　胖妇人此时被定身咒定住身躯，意识却是清醒的，能感觉到自己菊门处火辣
的抽送，并且随着肠道内的油脂的聚集，在菊门处那根五寸回旋枪不断的在被润
滑，一泄如注的的通畅舒爽的感觉渐渐袭上心头，不自禁的看眼前像是木乃伊归
来一样的惠勒法师都眉清目秀了起来……

　　其实此时惠勒法师逐渐吸纳胖妇人肠道里云送来的能量，也逐渐浸润着自己
干枯了近千年的肉身，一边推送，一边由身体的运动，导致新陈代谢加速，那些
死皮和污垢逐渐的因为运动而剥落，露出里面粉白色的嫩肉的惠勒法师，自然而
然的也露出了真面目。

　　话说惠勒法师也是宋朝小有名气的美男子，否则采补那些女人，怎么会没人
报告官府？怎么会一直逍遥法外？凭借俊朗儒雅的外表，外加上能说会道的口才，
最后就是个大味美，活好会舔的技术，一直都是花丛老手。

　　原本惠勒法师也是剑眉星目，高鼻梁一幅美髯的美男子，就是因为出家剃度，
留着一个大光头。但是自从远去西域大雪山交流之后，把密宗的一些理念引入，
也就不纠结于非要留着一个大光头了。

　　尤其是宋朝的信仰之争十分厉害，宋朝皇帝几乎都是信道的，而后宫却是信
佛的，所以在宋徽宗之前垂帘听政的太后集团辅佐宋徽宗，就是因为他与世无争
的性子，而箫抱珍则本是皇家供奉的道长，因为靖康之耻才随着徽钦二帝一路跋
涉到了东北。

　　随着惠勒法师的来回运动，大概过了一炷香的时间之后，房间里的臭味开始
浓重了起来，采胖妇人的能量已经差不多是自己需要的量了，剩余的毒素宿便全
都堆积在菊门附近，来回抽送被自己带出来的菊门内的宿便的恶臭的味道已经飘
满整个房间了。

　　所以此时惠勒法师松了丹田之气，顺其自然的吐出口中浊气，跟着一泄如注
的把清水一样的油脂射入胖妇人的菊门内，随后退出自己的五寸回旋枪……

　　自惠勒法师的五寸回旋枪退出胖妇人的菊门，胖妇人宛如黄河决堤一般的一
泄如注，惠勒法师最后射出的宛如清水一般的油脂，伴随着陈年的宿便毒素，一
下子就喷到地面的瓷砖上面，经久不息，足足喷了大概能有一分钟不到。

　　而此时采了胖妇人菊门的惠勒法师明显体能恢复的有些力气了，直接纵身就
跃开，躲过了这一劫，则是站在门外看着胖妇人仿佛高潮一般痉挛着喷射肠内的
秽物，尤其是那种气味简直辣眼睛，顶风都吹不散的扑面而来……

　　盘膝坐在门口的惠勒法师并没有走远，毕竟好不容易采了成功一次，一定要
先好好消化一下。再说在这地方人生地不熟的，谁知道离开此地，会引来什么样
的追杀。不如先把胖妇人的元阴，再加上刚才采菊门的元能全都吸纳了再说。

　　好在胖妇人经年累月的肥胖，而肠道又是消化道，能量聚集的比较拥堵，这
次采补虽然没有采元阴那么精纯，但是本着抱元守一，本着一气化三清的心法，
惠勒法师终于在一炷香左右的时间后，完全的吸纳了。

　　此刻惠勒法师全身经脉畅通，骨骼和肌肉也在逐步的恢复，咔吧咔吧的晃了
晃脖子，缓缓地站了起来，感受一下久违了的力量一点点的在充盈着自身，虽然
相对于采元阴恢复的少，但是相信十几次二十几次之后，自己绝对可以重回巅峰。

　　简单的挥舞了一下拳头，惠勒法师也略一沉吟，虽然采了眼前的胖妇人了，
但是自己下面是继续在这个大型的村镇里采花呢？还是先在这里休整一下，然后
再做定夺呢？直接在村里采花的话，能尽快的恢复力量，缺陷也是自己对这里不
熟悉，不知道会招惹来什么样的雷霆一击，尤其家家门前都停放着面目狰狞的钢
铁巨兽，（农用拖拉机）自己切不要得意忘形的最后闹个尸骨无存才好。

　　而继续采补这个胖妇人的话，这个胖妇人就现在的吨位，自己再采补个三五
次，她就要瘦个十几二十斤，但凡哪次没控制住，一次采多了，就会采死这个胖
妇人。所以必须先稳住这个胖妇人，顺便看看能不能让她把自己亲朋好友都送来
让自己采补……

　　想到这里的惠勒法师豁然开朗，在宋朝自己就想发展新教派，结合大乘佛教
和密宗的信仰进行洗脑，实现自己的政治抱负，毕竟自东汉末年佛教东渡开始，
就无数次的搀和进政治里，赶上乱世就上山修佛，盛世就下山传教的。有诗为据
的就是那首「南朝四百八十寺，多少楼台烟雨中……」

　　自己何不先给这胖妇人传道，然后让她广招信徒的，然后供自己采补凝练自
身，最后看看现在的朝廷是谁，皇帝是谁，再以修身养性的采补功夫传授与他，
最后再确立自己为国师，自己的教派为国教！本来自己来东北的目的就是听信了
岳飞岳将军的话，迎回二帝，从而达到自己的政治诉求。

　　想那蔡京老贼，无非就是字体饱满。再想那高俅，就是一个太监，踢得一脚
好蹴鞠。再想想秦桧，无非就是写得一笔好字……自己身无所长，皇上又没有什
么大志向，所以自己才要以命相搏的来干这迎回二帝的勾当。

　　想想这一路艰辛，外加岳飞岳将军这个路痴给自己指路，直捣黄龙府，黄龙
府离金上京会宁府还有几百里地呢！那深山老林、毒蛇猛兽的，有几次差点就归
位成佛了。所幸自己天命所归，命不该绝，才一路走来……

　　看着胖妇人那迷茫的眼神逐渐清明，惠勒法师双手合十的施了一礼的缓缓说
道：「老衲法号惠勒，感谢女菩萨布施肉身，助老衲恢复修为。所谓救人一命胜
造七级浮屠，女菩萨大恩无以言谢……」

　　说完又双手合十鞠了一躬，然后双手抓住胖妇人的上衣，双臂一较劲，「起」
了一声，就拎起胖妇人进了里屋，放在沙发上，然后回身在外屋厨房看到水缸，
又双臂一较劲的拎起水缸进了客厅，温柔的给胖妇人盥洗下身了起来。

　　毕竟刚才胖妇人被刺激采的屎尿齐流的，刚才自己也没力气把胖妇人拎到里
屋床上，所以胖妇人的整个大腿和下身都已经一片狼藉了，尤其牛仔裤以及内裤
上几乎全都是黄白之物，而且常年的黢黑的宿便在肠道沉积，更是味道刺鼻的沾
染的哪都是。

　　好在胖妇人家里锅碗瓢盆的俱全，塑料盆看着轻轻薄薄的，一看就不怎么结
实，惠勒法师还是退而求其次的端起了脸盆粗细的铝制的蒸锅用来装水，然后一
遍又一遍的帮着胖妇人盥洗下身，每洗完一遍就把脏水泼在园子里的菜地里。

　　好一通盥洗过后，惠勒法师冷不丁的看到门口的衣帽镜中的自己，也是吓了
一跳，身上斑驳的一块一块的死皮，里面雪白的嫩肉和外面黢黑的死皮交织的看
起来分外的诡异，浑身上下赤裸的斑驳着，还有那披肩的凌乱长发，更是连惠勒
法师本尊都吓了一跳，差点捏起手诀来一段九字真言镇压邪魅。

　　不过马上惠勒法师就发现，镜中的不是别人，竟是自己。而且镜子是通体琉
璃（宋代只有琉璃没有玻璃，玻璃一直到清末都是进口硬通货）制成，这纤毫毕
现，光可鉴人的琉璃全身镜，在宋朝绝对是可以称之为价值连城了。

　　好在对门口的狰狞的钢铁巨兽有了一定的见识后，惠勒法师也逐渐的接受了，
能养得起这样狰狞可怕的钢铁巨兽的人家，在女真一族之中也肯定是名门望族了，
家传一面一人高的琉璃全身镜来说，也不是那么不可思议了。

　　稳定了一下心神，惠勒法师又拎着半缸水到了院里，站在园子菜地旁边，开
始用缸里的清水盥洗全身，从那纠结的梳不开的长发开始，一直到浑身上下的死
皮一点点的清理，足足用了三炷香的时间，盥洗了几次才逐渐露出本尊的模样。

　　不过近千年的地底沉睡，导致惠勒法师的头发和胡子都纠结在了一起，根本
就梳不开了，所以惠勒法师又回到厨房，拿起一把锋利的水果刀，站在门口的琉
璃全身镜前把自己的头发和胡子全都剃光。

　　好在这把水果刀钢口虽然一般，但是锋利的程度却远超宋朝的那个时代，轻
轻滑过头皮和脸庞，头发和胡须就纷纷落下，之后看着纠结着洗不出来的腋毛和
阴毛，咬咬牙，惠勒法师又是快速挥刀，腋毛和阴毛也随着刀锋而落。

　　收拾干净了的惠勒法师又回到屋里，迎面而来的臭味的确是熏得惠勒法师一
阵头疼，刚才采胖妇人的菊门导致的，她积年累月黑色的宿便都伴随着一堆的油
脂凝结在了门口了，这要是清扫起来可真麻烦了……

　　是自己屈尊降贵的给她清理了？还是解开她的定身咒，让她自己清理？关键
她清理起来的话，万一出去喊人怎么办？这女真不满万，满万不可敌的阴影还环
绕在心头，想当年护步达岗之战，完颜阿古打两万石器时代的老弱病残就干挺了
七十万辽国精锐。

　　不过在走过门前的琉璃全身镜的时候，惠勒法师又心生一计，所谓姐儿爱俏，
婊子爱钞，自己现在唇红齿白的全身死皮褪去，头发胡子的剃光，完全就是俊俏
的可以，既然如此，何不对这个胖妇人施展个美男计呢？说不准她就吃这套呢？
说做就做的惠勒法师进了客厅，抽出沙发下的纯棉布的沙发套，单肩一披的环在
胸前，像是批袈裟一样的披在身上，粉红色的沙发套却怎么看怎么不伦不类……

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　　三哥这几天高血压，高压160，低压110，迷迷糊糊的码字，所以无论是更新
还是各方面可能会差点意思，大家多体谅！



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• 逍遥夢 金币 +104 原创光荣，造福淫民！ 2022-5-13 18:32
• 逍遥夢 原创 +1 原创光荣，造福淫民！ 2022-5-13 18:32

怡红院小郎君

好有意思的文章啊，高血压要注意身体啊，准备点降压药吧~

sanminshabi

非常有创意的一篇！期待作者能坚持下去！

警视厅一课

高血压吃药要坚持，不可三心二意。希望主角尽快遇上美女，让胖女人下场。

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• soyoui 金币 +1 认真回复，奖励！ 2022-5-14 00:00

zxy6464

文章很有意思 感觉框架不小，最后的春宫图也不错希望作者大大多多分享

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• soyoui 金币 +1 认真回复，奖励！ 2022-5-14 00:01

tom_cat

这文章才是有历史文化底蕴的感觉，符合古代人的思想活动变化。

iamnati

生病不忘创作。。先恢复身体吧，作者笔力还是这么厉害，用教来做笼络下层无知少妇，这是好办法，小镇大把空虚寂寞的少妇等着高僧抚慰呢

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• 逍遥夢 金币 +3 认真回复，奖励！ 2022-5-14 08:10

234cx

第一次看到这么有意思的设定，通常意义上的采补都是走水道吸食阴气，头一回看见走旱道吸收脂肪能量的。可以看出作者历史功底不错奇闻野史信手拈来，给文章更增添几分趣味，问题就是目前出场的胖妇人着实不太让人兴奋起来，期待作者后续出场的女角色，或者是开发欢喜禅整容大法，让出场的女角更增添几分魅力。

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• soyoui 金币 +7 认真回复，奖励！ 2022-5-15 04:33

轩辕七伤

胖农妇有点太重口味了，可以引入一些熟女，特别是有地位的那种，引入ntr情节

三俗党总书记

还是先英文版
　　Master Wheeler, who pulled out the mottled five-inch revolving gun, looked at a blank face. He could make up for this fat woman by refining and refining gas, but it was difficult to refine and refine gas, especially when he looked at a dense jungle with grayish brown liquid with nearly a thousand years of marl dead skin flowing out, Master Wheeler was even more blank.

　　Mainly at the time of the last eruption, I supposedly kept one according to the habitual hugging yuan, and refined the spirit of gasification. However, after thousands of years, the world actually entered the end of the law era, and it was already thin, and it was just a matter of being thin. The air was so dirty that I almost didn't mention it in that breath and choked to death directly.

　　The drowning suffocation came, which made Master Wheeler almost suffocate. As a result, it is the failure of refining and gasifying God, and the essence of life is leaked out like a note, without directly locking the essence, which leads to the fact that this supplement is almost better than nothing, and only has a little benefit to the flesh.

　　Is it your own reason or environmental reason? Or is it the reason why Xiao Baozhen gave his Taoist mind method of gasifying and clearing up? Instead of looking at the fat woman on the ground who had only been stripped of her lower clothes, Master Wheeler began to ponder. It seems that she can only use the exclusion method to eliminate all the impossible, so she will give herself the answer directly.

　　Xiao Baozhen's mental method of one gasification and three cleanings is supposedly correct. I remember that at that time, I used Buddhist mental method as the foundation, rejoiced in Buddhist Zen mind, and finally used the mental method of one gasification and three cleanings. At that time, I had already taken several savages (Jurchen women), and the effect was very good, and even I could reach the realm of Bigu.

　　If it is not to reach the realm of Bigu, he will not sleep for nearly a thousand years, otherwise he would have starved to death in the coffin. Therefore, we can rule out the reason of one gasification and three cleanings. After all, Xiao Baozhen's Taoist method is remarkable. From the perspective of insiders, Xiao Baozhen definitely has the potential to become a Taoist statue!

　　For my own reasons, it is also possible. After all, I twist the meditation of Mahayana Buddhism in the Central Plains with the Tantric Joy Zen in the Great Snow Mountain in the Western Regions, and the Taoist mental method of Xiao Baozhen. After all, I am the first person from ancient times to the present, and I have never felt the blind groping of crossing the river by feeling Stone before. Therefore, if I have time, I should consider it well.

　　Finally, the reason for the environment, the thin aura in the air and the high turbid gas content may also be the main reason. After all, I practiced my own skills thousands of years ago, and now the environment has suddenly changed, resulting in a sudden change of environment. It is also possible that I can't adapt at once...

　　After pondering for a while, Master Wheeler fixed his eyes on the fat woman lying on the ground again. Since there will be such a backbite in the vaginal patch, what about the chrysanthemum patch? After all, the intestinal tract is the digestive tract and the most greasy, so it is rich in nutrition. When I was in the Song Dynasty, the effect of picking and mending chrysanthemum doors was very good, but I didn't pick such a fat woman at that time.

　　And at that time, because of eating habits and lack of food, few women could grow so fat, like a moving meat mountain. Therefore, Master Wheeler, who bit his teeth, picked up the physical strength that had just been restored by the fat woman and decided to try to pick up the chrysanthemum gate.

　　Although the physical strength has recovered, it is still not enough to drag the fat woman to bed for the ceremony of the Duke of Zhou, and the strength is barely enough to set up the fat legs of the fat woman. So Master Wheeler picked up the fat woman's legs, pointed the five-inch revolving gun at the fat woman's dark chrysanthemum door and took a deep breath.

　　The gray-black spear head sank into the dark chrysanthemum door little by little. Master Wheeler took a deep breath, and with the tip of his tongue against his upper tooth chamber, he was lucky. With a sound of "hey", he even inserted his roots into the chrysanthemum door of the fat woman. In an instant, the greater pressure than the vulva tightly strangled Master Wheeler's five-inch revolving gun from all directions.

　　Without waiting for Master Wheeler's work, the fat woman was suddenly awakened by the sharp pain like a tear when the chrysanthemum door was tightened. At present, a humanoid monster like a mummy in the European and American horror film "Mummy Return" was holding her legs and staring at each other with her big eyes...

　　Time seems to be at rest, Master Wheeler found that the fat woman had woken up by this time. I am afraid that the fat woman will shout and attract the nearby Jurchen companions, and start the mechanical puppets (agricultural tractors) of the behemoths at the door. When the time comes, my fists will be difficult to defeat my four hands, so I quickly stop my movements, subconsciously compress my qi, and directly silently send a body curse to the fat woman: "Fix..."

　　Fortunately, the chrysanthemum gate of the fat woman has been inserted now. This body-fixing spell has almost drained all the energy of Master Wheeler. If you start the body-fixing spell first, you believe that you can't set up the legs of the fat woman. After all, the energy is conserved, and all the lost energy you just picked to supplement the fat woman is here.

　　Biting his teeth, Master Wheeler took a deep breath, took up the heart-nourishing method of Joy Zen, and began to pick the chrysanthemum door of the fat woman. It is worthy of being the chrysanthemum gate, the tail end of digestive tract. Compared with the idle uterus of a fat woman, the developed intestinal tract can absorb the energy in her body more conveniently.

　　The fat woman's intestinal tract is running rapidly at this time, The energy constantly converges to Master Wheeler's five-inch revolving gun, and the aged grease lodge flows to Master Wheeler like being attracted by magnets. Fortunately, Master Wheeler's Shaolin Iron Crotch Work and the Tantric Joy Zen in the Great Snow Mountain in the Western Regions are really powerful, and they are constantly transforming when they come into contact with these greases...

　　Shortly after absorbing the energy, Master Wheeler began to move his lower body, absorbing the energy mechanically and reciprocally like a water pump. After all, this is the intestine, not the vulva, and it is not as pure as the uterus that breeds life energy. In particular, the stool accumulated in the intestinal tract all the year round is almost poison, so it is necessary to absorb nutrients and eliminate toxins in different categories.

　　The fat woman was fixed by the body spell at this time, Consciousness is awake, I can feel the hot pumping at the chrysanthemum gate, and with the accumulation of grease in the intestinal tract, the five-inch revolving gun at the chrysanthemum gate is constantly lubricated, and the smooth and comfortable feeling gradually hits my heart. I can't help but see that Master Wheeler, who is like a mummy returning, has beautiful eyes...

　　In fact, Master Wheeler gradually absorbed the energy sent by clouds in the fat woman's intestines. Also gradually infiltrated his dry body for nearly a thousand years, while pushing, the body movement led to the acceleration of metabolism, and the dead skin and dirt gradually peeled off because of the movement, revealing the tender meat with white flour inside, Master Wheeler naturally revealed his true face.

　　It is said that Master Wheeler is also a famous handsome man in Song Dynasty. Otherwise, how can no one report to the government if those women are taken up? How can you keep getting away with it? With handsome and elegant appearance, coupled with eloquence, it is finally a big taste, living well and licking technology, and has always been a veteran of flowers.

　　Originally, Master Wheeler was also a handsome man with knife-shaped eyebrows and star eyes, a high nose bridge and a beautiful beard, because he became a monk and shaved, he kept a big bald head. However, since I went to the Great Snow Mountain in the Western Regions for communication, I have introduced some ideas of Tantric Buddhism, so I don't have to keep a big bald head.

　　Especially in the Song Dynasty, the dispute over beliefs was very fierce. Almost all the emperors of the Song Dynasty believed in Buddhism, but the harem believed in Buddhism. Therefore, the Queen Mother Group, which listened to politics before Song Huizong, assisted Song Huizong because of his uncontested temper, while Xiao Baozhen was originally a Taoist priest worshipped by the royal family. Because of the shame of Jingkang, he trudged all the way to the Northeast with the two emperors of Huiqin.

　　As Master Wheeler moves back and forth, After about a wick incense time, the smell in the room began to be thick, and the energy of the fat woman was almost the amount she needed. The remaining toxin stool was all piled up near the chrysanthemum door, and the stench of stool in the chrysanthemum door brought out by herself had floated all over the room.

　　So at this time, Master Wheeler loosened the qi of Dantian, let nature take its course, spit out the turbid gas in his mouth, and then injected the grease like clear water into the chrysanthemum door of the fat woman, and then withdrew from his five-inch revolving gun...

　　Since Master Wheeler's five-inch revolving gun withdrew from the fat woman's chrysanthemum gate, the fat woman burst like the Yellow River, and the grease that Master Wheeler finally shot like clear water, accompanied by the aged stool toxin, was sprayed on the ceramic tiles on the ground at once, which lasted for a long time and lasted for less than a minute.

　　At this time, Master Wheeler, who picked the fat woman's chrysanthemum gate, obviously recovered some strength in physical fitness. He jumped directly and escaped this robbery. He stood outside the door and watched the fat woman spasm and spray the filth in her intestines like a climax, especially the smell was so spicy that the wind couldn't blow away...

　　Master Wheeler, who sat cross-legged at the door, did not go far. After all, he finally succeeded once, so he must digest it first. Besides, if you are a stranger in this place, who knows what kind of pursuit will be attracted if you leave here. It's better to absorb the fat woman's Yuan Yin first, plus the Yuan Neng of picking chrysanthemum just now.

　　Fortunately, the fat woman has been obese for years, and the intestinal tract is the digestive tract, so the energy gathering is congested. Although this time, it is not as pure as taking Yuan Yin, but in the spirit of holding Yuan and keeping one, and in the spirit of one gasification and three cleanings, Master Wheeler finally absorbed it completely after about a wick of incense.

　　At the moment, Master Wheeler's whole body meridians are unblocked, and his bones and muscles are gradually recovering. He shook his neck and stood up slowly, feeling that the long-lost strength is filling himself little by little. Although it is less than the recovery of picking Yuan Yin, I believe that after more than ten times and twenty times, he can definitely return to the peak.

　　Simple wave of the fist, Wheeler mage also slightly a thoughtful, although picked in front of the fat woman, but his next is to continue to pick flowers in this large village? Or do you want to rest here first and then make a decision? If you pick flowers directly in the village, you can restore your strength as soon as possible. The defect is that you are not familiar with it, and you don't know what kind of thunder blow you will provoke. In particular, there are ferocious steel behemoths parked in front of every house. (Agricultural tractors) You must not get carried away and finally make a dead bone.

　　If you continue to pick and supplement this fat woman, this fat woman will lose more than ten or twenty pounds if she picks and supplements her own tonnage for three or five times. However, if she doesn't control it, she will pick and die this fat woman if she picks more at one time. Therefore, we must stabilize this fat woman first, and by the way, see if we can let her send all her relatives and friends to make up for it...

　　Master Wheeler suddenly became enlightened when he thought of it. In the Song Dynasty, he wanted to develop new sects, brainwash them with Mahayana Buddhism and Tantric beliefs, and realize his political ambitions. After all, since Buddhism crossed the East in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, he was mixed into politics countless times, and went up the mountain to practice Buddhism when he caught up with troubled times, and went down the mountain to preach in prosperous times. There is a poem based on the poem "480 temples in the Southern Dynasty, how many towers in the misty rain..."

　　Why don't you preach to this fat woman first, then let her recruit believers widely, then make up for yourself, finally see who the present court is and who the emperor is, then teach him the kung fu of self-cultivation, and finally establish yourself as a Buddhist and your sect as the state religion! Originally, the purpose of coming to Northeast China was to listen to General Yue Feiyue and welcome back the two emperors, so as to achieve their own political demands.

　　Think of the old thief in Cai Jing, but it is full of fonts. If you think about Gao Qiu again, you are a eunuch who kicks Cuju well. Think about Qin Gui again, it is nothing more than writing a good word... I have no strong body, and the emperor has no great ambition, so I have to fight with my life to do this business of welcoming back the two emperors.

　　Think about the hardships along the way, and General Yue Feiyue gave himself directions and went straight to Huanglong Mansion, which is hundreds of miles away from Jinshangjing Huining Mansion! The deep mountains and forests, poisonous snakes and beasts, almost returned to their places and became Buddhas several times. Fortunately, my destiny returned, and my life should not be abandoned, so I came all the way...

　　Looking at the fat woman's confused eyes gradually becoming clear, Master Wheeler gave a gift with his hands folded and said slowly, "I am named Wheeler, and I thank the female Bodhisattva for giving her flesh and helping me restore my cultivation. The so-called saving a life is better than making a seven-level pagoda, and the female Bodhisattva's great kindness is beyond words..."

　　Then he bowed with his hands folded, then grabbed the fat woman's coat with both hands, and with a competitive arm, he picked up the fat woman and went into the back room, put it on the sofa, then turned around and saw the water tank in the kitchen of the outhouse, and picked up the water tank with a competitive arm and went into the living room, gently washing the lower body of the fat woman.

　　After all, just now, the fat woman was stimulated to collect excrement and urine, Just now, I didn't have the strength to carry the fat woman to the bed in the back room, so the whole thigh and lower body of the fat woman were in a mess, especially the jeans and underwear were almost all yellow and white, and the dark night all the year round was deposited in the intestinal tract, which was contaminated with pungent taste everywhere.

　　Fortunately, the fat woman's home has all kinds of pots and pans, and the plastic basin looks light and thin, but it is not very strong at first sight. Master Wheeler took the aluminum steamer with the thickness of washbasin to hold water, and then helped the fat woman wash her lower body over and over again, throwing dirty water on the vegetable fields in the garden after each wash.

　　After a good wash, Master Wheeler suddenly saw himself in the coat mirror at the door. Is also startled, mottled pieces of dead skin on the body, white tender meat inside and dark dead skin outside interweave looks particularly strange, naked mottled all over the body, and the messy long hair of the shawl, even Master Wheeler was startled, and almost picked up a nine-character mantra to suppress evil spirits.

　　However, Master Wheeler immediately discovered that it was not others in the mirror, but himself. Moreover, the mirror is made of whole-body glass (there was only glass without glass in Song Dynasty, and glass was imported hard currency until the end of Qing Dynasty), which is absolutely priceless in Song Dynasty.

　　Fortunately, after having a certain knowledge of the ferocious steel behemoth at the door, Master Wheeler gradually accepted it. The family that can afford such a ferocious and terrible steel behemoth must be a noble family among the Jurchen clan, and it is not so incredible for the glazed whole body mirror with one person's height.

　　After stabilizing his mind, Master Wheeler went to the courtyard with half a tank of water, stood next to the vegetable field in the garden, and began to wash his whole body with the clear water in the tank, starting from the tangled long hair that could not be combed, until the dead skin of his whole body was cleaned little by little. It took three incense sticks, and after washing several times, he gradually showed his true appearance.

　　However, after nearly a thousand years of underground sleep, Master Wheeler's hair and beard were entangled and could not be combed at all, so Master Wheeler went back to the kitchen, picked up a sharp fruit knife, and stood in front of the glass mirror at the door to shave all his hair and beard.

　　Fortunately, although the steel mouth of this fruit knife is average, its sharpness is far higher than that of the Song Dynasty. When it gently slides over the scalp and face, the hair and beard fall one after another. After that, watching the armpit hair and pubic hair that can't be washed out, Master Wheeler grits his teeth, and the armpit hair and pubic hair also fall with the blade.

　　After cleaning up, Master Wheeler returned to the house. The oncoming smell really caused Master Wheeler a headache. Just now, she picked the chrysanthemum door of the fat woman. Her black stool for years was accompanied by a pile of grease condensing at the door. It would be really troublesome to clean it up...

　　Did you condescend to lower your price and clean it up for her? Or undo her body curse and let her clean it up by herself? The key is that if she cleans up, what if she goes out and calls people? This Jurchen is less than 10,000, and the shadow of being invincible still surrounds my mind. When I thought about the Battle of Protecting Step to Dagang, Yan Hong Agu beat 20,000 old, weak, sick and disabled people in the Stone Age and worked out 700,000 Liao elites.

　　However, when walking through the glass mirror in front of the door, Master Wheeler had another plan in mind. The so-called sister loves pretty, and the bitch loves money. Now, his dead skin with red lips and white teeth has faded, and his hair and beard have been shaved, which is completely handsome. In this case, why not use a beautiful man's plan for this fat woman? Can't you say that's what she eats? Master Wheeler, who said what he did, entered the living room and took out the cotton sofa cover under the sofa. He wore a ring on his chest on one shoulder, like a batch of cassocks, but the pink sofa cover was neither fish nor fowl...